I had a bad day today... And nothing really exciting happened. It was boring, this is the only joke I heard today:
The teacher says to a guy: Hey did you know long time ago when they didn't know about fire or any technology they use to go up in high mountains where it was close to the sun and make food there?
The kid says: NO!
The teacher said: Oh ya! And sometimes it takes them so long to cook something so they just starve to death.

LOL this teacher makes fun of students its so funny!!